Apr 2007
09 05:39pm
INTERVIEWER: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless?
ERAP: Marami, kaso may problema.
INTERVIEWER: Ano po yun?
ERAP: ang hirap nilang hanapin, kasi wala silang address.
Apr 2007
08 05:37pm
A song for our Honorable (DAW!) na Congressmen and Senators, Mayors and Governors:
BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,
BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,
KURAKOT, KURAKOT,
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Hehehe.
Apr 2007
07 05:36pm
TATAY: Bagsak ka na nman! Ba’t di mo gayahin si Pedro? Palaging may honor.
ANAK: Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro.
TATAY: Bakit naman?
ANAK: Matalino tatay nun!
Apr 2007
06 05:34pm
ENRIQUE ZOBEL: half Filipino half Spanish.
HENRY SY: half Filipino half Chinese.
JUAN FLAVIER: half Filipino half Igorot.
RAUL ROCO: half Hawaiian half Polo.
JOHN OSMENA: half Filipino half Filipina.
MIKE ARROYO: half Filipino half Pork.
AI AI DELAS ALAS: half Filipino half Moon.
Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo: half…
Apr 2007
05 05:32pm
Four things you’ll see only in the Philippines:
- Doctors go back to school to be nurses abroad.
- Rats are normal house pets.
- Soap opera is reality and news provide the dramas of life.
- Actors make the rules and politicians provide the entertainment!
Apr 2007
04 05:31pm
AMERICAN ENGLISH:
Eat all you can, don’t be shy, feel at home!
IN TAGALOG:
Kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!
Apr 2007
03 05:29pm
TITSER: Ano ang PAST TENSE sa LABA?
BOY#1: Naglaba mam!
TITSER: Tama! Ano ang PRESENT TENSE?
BOY#2: Naglalaba!
TITSER: Tama! Ano naman ang FUTURE TENSE?
BOY#3: MAGSASAMPAY mam!
Apr 2007
02 05:26pm
Miriam Santiago is the model of a watch to be made jointly by Japan’s Seiko and French’s Patek Philippe.
The brand name of the watch is “SEIKOPATEK”.
