Mike’s Pinoy Jokes Blog

My wife got a text message that made me laugh. Now that it’s “graduation season” in the Philippines, graduation speeches are becoming commonplace. Here’s one…

A fleasance afternoon 2 all, 2 me, 2 you, we, they, and everyone. TonAyt I am graduation, and i’m froud of me. I invitation u all to eat our hauz bcoz i know sumday dat i will eat ur hauz too. I will die 10 chickens, 7 girls & 3 boys 2 eat u all & i will ask my father to cook my mother. Thanks you.

Astig right?!