Graduation Day Speech

Posted by Mike Lopez under Pinoy Jokes
14 Comments
Mar 2008
29
10:23pm


My wife got a text message that made me laugh. Now that it’s “graduation season” in the Philippines, graduation speeches are becoming commonplace. Here’s one…

A fleasance afternoon 2 all, 2 me, 2 you, we, they, and everyone. TonAyt I am graduation, and i’m froud of me. I invitation u all to eat our hauz bcoz i know sumday dat i will eat ur hauz too. I will die 10 chickens, 7 girls & 3 boys 2 eat u all & i will ask my father to cook my mother. Thanks you.

Astig right?!



14 Responses to “Graduation Day Speech”

  1. Marcuz Orichalcos Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 2:21 am

    hehehehe.
    pwede…..
    i like the part EAT ur HOUSE

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    March 31st, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    hahahah…nkktwa….i’ll send this joke to my sister in switzerland..is there something more joke?….please send us or post to us…

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    hahahah. . .sobrang nakakatawa .. napatawa mo kami. . sana madami pa iba .

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