Kape o Tsaa?

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Apr 2007
14
05:43pm


SA RESTORAN…

CUSTOMER: Waitress! Ano ba ‘tong binigay mo sa akin, kape o tsaa? Lasang gas ‘to ah!

WAITRESS: Kung yan ay lasang gas, Kape yan! Ang tsaa kasi lasang pintura!



Asia’s…

Posted by Mike Lopez under Pinoy Jokes
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Apr 2007
13
05:43pm

PILITA CORRALES - Asia ’s Queen of Song.

LANI MISALUCHA - Asia ’s Nightingale.

REGINE VELASQUEZ - Asia ’s Song Bird.

GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO - “Mole of Asia ”


Bilis naman!

Posted by Mike Lopez under Pinoy Jokes
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Apr 2007
12
05:42pm

ERAP: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco?

OPERATOR: Just a minute, Sir..

ERAP: Really? Thank you..


De Lata

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Apr 2007
11
05:41pm

JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.

TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!

JUAN: Paano?

TATAY: KANG GUD!


Palitan ang Titulo

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Apr 2007
10
05:40pm

MGA JOB TITLES NA DAPAT NANG PALITAN:

  • PRESIDENT- pasimuno.
  • VICE PRESIDENT- kunsitidor.
  • SECRETARY- palsipikador.
  • TREASURER- kubrador.
  • AUDITOR- kasabwat.
  • PUBLIC RELATION OFFICER- tsismoso.
  • REPRESENTATIVES- pahamak.
  • SPOKESMAN- bolero.
  • SGT-AT-ARMS- tirador.
  • ADVISER- taga sulsol.

(mas tama di bah?)


Plano ng Pabahay

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Apr 2007
09
05:39pm

INTERVIEWER: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless?

ERAP: Marami, kaso may problema.

INTERVIEWER: Ano po yun?

ERAP: ang hirap nilang hanapin, kasi wala silang address.


Song for the politicians

Posted by Mike Lopez under Pinoy Jokes
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Apr 2007
08
05:37pm

A song for our Honorable (DAW!) na Congressmen and Senators, Mayors and Governors:

BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,
BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,
KURAKOT, KURAKOT,
BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Hehehe.


Unfair nga naman

Posted by Mike Lopez under Pinoy Jokes
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Apr 2007
07
05:36pm

TATAY: Bagsak ka na nman! Ba’t di mo gayahin si Pedro? Palaging may honor.

ANAK: Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro.

TATAY: Bakit naman?

ANAK: Matalino tatay nun!


Half-half

Posted by Mike Lopez under Pinoy Jokes
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Apr 2007
06
05:34pm

ENRIQUE ZOBEL: half Filipino half Spanish.

HENRY SY: half Filipino half Chinese.

JUAN FLAVIER: half Filipino half Igorot.

RAUL ROCO: half Hawaiian half Polo.

JOHN OSMENA: half Filipino half Filipina.

MIKE ARROYO: half Filipino half Pork.

AI AI DELAS ALAS: half Filipino half Moon.

Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo: half…


Only in the Philippines

Posted by Mike Lopez under Pinoy Jokes
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Apr 2007
05
05:32pm

Four things you’ll see only in the Philippines:

  1. Doctors go back to school to be nurses abroad.
  2. Rats are normal house pets.
  3. Soap opera is reality and news provide the dramas of life.
  4. Actors make the rules and politicians provide the entertainment!


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