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		<title>Pinoy Haircut</title>
		<description><![CDATA[









There was this good old barber in a city in the United States. One day a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber but the barber replied, &#8220;I won&#8217;t accept money from you. I&#8217;m doing community service.&#8221; The florist was happy and left the barbershop.
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		<title>Graduation Day Speech</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My wife got a text message that made me laugh.  Now that it&#8217;s &#8220;graduation season&#8221; in the Philippines, graduation speeches are becoming commonplace.  Here&#8217;s one&#8230;
A fleasance afternoon 2 all, 2 me, 2 you, we, they, and everyone. TonAyt I am graduation, and i&#8217;m froud of me. I invitation u all to eat our [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Graduation Day Speech", url: "http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.info/2008/03/29/graduation-day-speech/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Joke Barrage Nanaman&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Naghalungkat nanaman ako ng kayamanan sa inbox ko at eto ang nakita ko&#8230;   Enjoy!
Host:Name a part of your body which starts with letter N
Contestant:Knee!!!!!
(courtesy of family feud)
Titser:Pedro, 3+1
Pedro: 4, ma&#8217;am
Titser:Korek, ikaw naman Inday, 1+3?
Inday:Pambihira, yan na nga ba sinasabi ko eh, pag mahirap na yung tanong, ako na lang lagi!!!!
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		<title>Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn&#8217;t Be a Filipino-American US President</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if you have watched David Letterman&#8217;s Show when he used Filipino-American for his top ten reasons, but this certainly show we are an emerging group in this diversed society to be featured in Dave&#8217;s famous TV show..
Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn&#8217;t Be a Filipino-American US President
By David Letterman
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		<title>Some Letter Huh???</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mga friends!  Got this from an email sent to me by a friend who received it from his friend who most likely received it from his friend and so on&#8230;  Anyway, it&#8217;s about a letter that was found in some bar in Malate.  It was written by a bar girl to another bar girl whose [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Some Letter Huh???", url: "http://pinoy-jokes.mikelopez.info/2007/07/13/some-letter-huh/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Lolo&#8217;s Visa Application (A True Story)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A 70-year old &#8216;lolo&#8217; from the province was accompanied by a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview.
The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him.
The Consul told the young man to ask his grandfather why he wanted to go to the States.
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		<title>Toothpick</title>
		<description><![CDATA[AMO: kelan lang tayo bumili ng toothpick, bakit naubos agad?
MAID: ewan ko po mam, kapag ako po ang gumamit sinosoli ko naman ah!
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		<title>Basketbol</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ADIK: Doc, grabe yung panaginip ko gabi gabi, kasi lagi daw ako nanunuod ng basketball.
DOCTOR: sige halika may gamot ako para dyan.
ADIK: Wag muna dok, championship game na mamaya eh!
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		<title>Bakit maalat ang dagat?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[JINGGOY: Dad, bakit ba maalat at may asin sa dagat?
ERAP: Sinadya yan ni Lord para sa ganun hindi mapanis ang mga isda..
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		<title>Anong pulutan?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[PEDRO: Anong pulutan nyo kahapon sa birthday mo?
JUAN: Pata!
PEDRO: Wow! Anong klaseng pata?
JUAN: PATA galan ng kwento!
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